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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #1 "Once you have their money, you never give it back." "The Nagus" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #2 "The best deal is the one that makes the most profit." The 34th Rule (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #3 "Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to." "The Maquis, Part II" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #4 "A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #5 "Always exaggerate your estimates." Cold Fusion (SCE novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #6 "Never let family stand in the way of opportunity." "The Nagus" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #7 "Always keep your ears open." "In the Hands of the Prophets" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #8 "Small print leads to large risk." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #9 "Instinct, plus opportunity, equals profit." "The Storyteller" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #10 "Greed is eternal." "Prophet Motive" (VOY episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #11 "Even if its free, you can always buy it cheaper." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #12 "Anything worth selling is worth selling twice." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #13 "Anything worth doing is worth doing for money." Legends of the Ferengi (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #15 "Dead men close no deals." Demons of Air and Darkness (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #16 "A deal is a deal (is a deal)...until a better one comes along." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #17 "A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between Ferengi." "Body Parts" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #18 "A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all." "Heart of Stone" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #19 "Satisfaction is not guaranteed." Legends of the Ferengi (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #20 "He who dives under the table today lives to profit tomorrow." Ferenginar: Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed (DS9 novella)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #21 "Never place friendship before profit." "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #22 "Wise men can hear profit in the wind." "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #23 "Nothing is more important than your health...except for your money." "Acquisition" (ENT episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #25 "You can't make a deal if you're dead." "The Siege of Ar-558" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #27 "There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman." Legends of the Ferengi (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #29 "What's in it for me?" Highest Score (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #30 "A wise man knows that confidentiality equals profit." The Badlands, Part IV (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #31 "Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother." "The Siege" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #32 "Insult something he cares about." "Elite Force II"
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #33 "It never hurts to suck up to the boss." "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #34 "War is good for business." "Destiny" (DS9 episode); The 34th Rule (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #35 "Peace is good for business." "Destiny" (DS9 episode); The 34th Rule (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #37 "The early investor reaps the most interest." ST novella: Reservoir Ferengi
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #40 "She can touch your lobes but never your latinum." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #41 "Profit is its own reward." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #43 "Feed your greed, but not enough to choke it." The Buried Age (TNG novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #44 "Never confuse wisdom with luck." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #45 "Expand or die.*" "Acquisition" (ENT episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #47 "Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own." "Rivals" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #48 "The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife." "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #52 "Never ask when you can take." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #53 "Never trust anybody taller than you." Mission Gamma: Twilight (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #54 "Rate divided by time equals profit." (Also known as "The Velocity of Wealth.") Raise the Dawn (Typhon Pact novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #55 "Take joy from profit, and profit from joy." Worlds of Deep Space Nine: Bajor: Fragments and Omens (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #57 "Good customers are almost as rare as latinum...treasure them." "Armageddon Game" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #58 "There is no substitute for success." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #59 "Free advice is seldom cheap." "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #60 "Keep your lies consistent." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #62 "The riskier the road, the greater the profit." "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #63 "Work is the best therapy-at least for your employees." "Over a Torrent Sea" (TTN novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #65 "Win or lose, there's always Hupyrian beetle snuff." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #69 "Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races." Balance of Power (TNG novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #74 "Knowledge equals profit." "Inside Man" (VOY episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #75 "Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum." "Civil Defense" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #76 "Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the Hell out of your enemies." "The Homecoming" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #77 "If you break it, you bought it." Star Trek Online
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #79 "Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #82 "The flimsier the product, the higher the price." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #85 "Never let the competition know what you're thinking." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #87 "Learn the customer's weaknesses, so that you can better take advantage of him." Highest Score (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #88 "It ain't over 'til its over." Ferenginar: Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed (DS9 novella)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #89 "Ask not what you can do for your profits, but what your profits can do for you." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #92 "There are many paths to profit." Highest Score (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #94 "Females and finances don't mix." "Ferengi Love Songs" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #95 "Expand or die.*" "False Profits" (VOY episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #97 "Enough...is never enough." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98 "Every man has his price." "In the Pale Moonlight" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #99 "Trust is the biggest liability of all." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #102 "Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever." "The Jem'Hadar" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #103 "Sleep can interfere with..." "Rules of Acquisition" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #104 "Faith moves mountains...of inventory." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #106 "There is no honor in poverty." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #109 "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack." "Rivals" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #110 "Exploitation begins at home." Star Trek Online
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #111 "Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them." "Past Tense, Part I" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #112 "Never have sex with the boss' sister." "Playing God" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #113 "Always have sex with the boss." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #121 "Everything is for sale - even friendship." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #123 "Even a blind man can recognize the glow of Latinum." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #125 "You can't make a deal if you're dead." "The Siege of AR-558" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #139 "Wives serve; brother inherit." "Necessary Evil" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #141 "Only fools pay retail." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #144 "There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket." Legends of the Ferengi (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #147 "People love the bartender." Fearful Symmetry (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #153 "Sell the sizzle, not the steak." "Deep Space Mine" (DS9 comic)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #162 "Even in the worst of times, someone turns a profit." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #168 "Whisper your way to success." "Treachery, Faith, and the Great River" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #177 "Know your enemies... but do business with them always." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #181 "Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #183 "When life hands you ungaberries, make detergent." Hollow Men (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #184 "A Ferengi waits to bid until his opponents have exhausted themselves." Balance of Power (TNG novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #188 "Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit." Star Trek Online
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #189 "Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #190 "Hear all, trust nothing." DS9 episode: "Call to Arms"
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #192 "Never cheat a Klingon... unless you're sure you can get away with it." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #193 "Trouble comes in threes." Star Trek Online
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #194 "It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door." "Whispers" (DS9 episode)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #199 "Location, location, location." The Soul Key (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #200 "A Ferengi chooses no side but his own" (DS9 novel: Ferenginar: Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #202 "The justification for profit is profit." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #203 "New customers are like razor-toothed gree worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back." DS9 episode: "Little Green Men"
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #208 "Sometimes, the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer." DS9 episode: "Ferengi Love Songs"
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #211 "Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success, don't hesitate to step on them." DS9 episode: "Bar Association"
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #212 "A good lie is easier to believe than the truth." Star Trek Online
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #214 "Never begin a business transaction on an empty stomach." DS9 episode: "The Maquis, Part I"
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #216 "Never gamble with a telepath." DS9 novel: The Laertian Gamble
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #217 "You can't free a fish from water." DS9 episode: "Past Tense, Part I"
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #218 "Always know what you're buying." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #218 "Sometimes what you get free cost entirely too much." Baby on Board (DS9 Malibu Comics)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #219 "Possession is eleven-tenths of the law!" TNG novel: Balance of Power
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #223 "Beware the man who doesn't take time for Oo-mox." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #227 "If that's what's written, then that's what's written." Star Trek Online
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #229 "Latinum lasts longer than lust." DS9 episode: "Ferengi Love Songs"
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #235 "Duck; death is tall." Mission Gamma: Twilight (DS9 novel)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #236 "You can't buy fate." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #239 "Never be afraid to mislabel a product." DS9 episode: "Body Parts"
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #240 "Time, like latinum, is a highly limited commodity." Star Trek Online
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #242 "More is good...all is better." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #255 "A wife is [a] luxury... a smart accountant a neccessity." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #257 "When the messenger comes to appropriate your profits, kill the messenger." False Profits (Voyager)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #261 "A wealthy man can afford everything except a conscience." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #263 "Never let doubt interfere with your lust for Latinum." DS9 episode: "Bar Association"
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #266 "When in doubt, lie." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #272 "Always inspect the merchandise before making a deal." Star Trek Online
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #280 "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." DS9 novel: Ferenginar: Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #284 "Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi." The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (DS9 reference book)
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Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #285 "No good deed ever goes unpunished." DS9 episode: "The Collaborator"
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